Captain’s Log, Stardate 1392019: With my Chief Dental Officer (CDO) being AWOL*, the shower ritual was prematurely started this morning without preparing the necessary Dental Hygiene Products.
As a result protocol had to be interrupted to procure the absent items.
The consequences: Large amounts of aqua pura in the vicinity.
Conclusion: Due to the uncertainty of a quick return of CDO, memorize different steps of protocol, or forgo dental hygiene (not recommended).
*AWOL = Acronym of absent without leave, originally used in the United States military.